Paedophile’s are evil people who should be dealt with. …. but credit where credits due, they always slow down for the lollipop lady! 🤣

Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, “Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!” She turns to her boyfriend and says, “You did this to me, you fucker!” He casually replies, “If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, ‘fuck off it’ll be too painful.’ 🏴‍☠️

Bloke walks into a pub, orders a double whisky and downs it in one. “Another”, he says to the bar man and throws that one straight back too. “Another”, and then he does the same again, followed by a fifth double whisky. “Look”, says the bar man, “I don’t object to serving you these drinks but you’re throwing them back at a hell of a rate – what’s up?” “First blow job today”, replies the man. ” Ah, congratulations!” says the barman, “In that case the next double is on the house!” “No thanks, replies the man, “if five of them don’t take the taste away, nothing will”. 😳

I was going through a few magazines the other day down at the local Mosque. I was really enjoying myself. Then the rifle jammed. 🥷

I’ve always wondered what it would be like to star in my own zombie movie, so I went down to my local old peoples home, stole all the wheel chairs and walking aids, then set the fire alarm off and waited outside with a shovel and a cricket bat. 🙈

The Dustbin Men

Written by Master Bates

The Dustbinmen (1969)

Photo of The DustbinmenThe Dustbinmen

Director: Les Chatfield

Actors:

Cheese and Egg

Trevor Bannister

Heavy Breathing

Graham Haberfield

Winston Platt

Tim Wylton

Eric

Smellie Ibbotson

Brian Wilde

Bloody Delilah

Bloody Delilah

Naomi

Mrs. Ibbotson

Stephanie Turner

Bridesmaid

Genre:Comedy

Writers:

writer, devised by (18 episodes from 1969 to 1970)

(2 episodes in 1970)

Jim Andrew

(1 episode in 1970)

(1 episode in 1970)

written by (1 episode in 1970)

written by (1 episode in 1970)

(1 episode in 1970)

writer (1 episode in 1970)

Adele Rose

written by (1 episode in 1970)

Keywords:sitcom comedy, laugh track, dustbin, black and white and color, reference to nikita khrushchev, dimwit, womanizer, hat, swear words, refusing to bathe

Trivias:
uncategorized: The crew nicknamed their Corporation dustcart Thunderbird Three in homage to Thunderbirds (1965).
uncategorized: Originally videotaped in colour, only one episode of the second run survives in that format; the rest are all monochrome film copies, presumably for overseas sales. Similarly two editions from the last run exist as slightly inferior copies of the master tapes.
uncategorized: Number 3 gang is made up of: CE Petty (Cheese and Egg), Winston Platt, Eric Llewellyn and Heavy Breathing, whose real name is never revealed. Smellie is Laurence Ibbotson, and the final Bloody Delilah is Bernard Pook.

Plot: Adventures encountered by a group of refuse collectors.

Related movies:
Featured in: 40 Years of Laughter: The Sitcoms , Are You Being Served? (Clips are shown)
Follows: There's a Hole in Your Dustbin Delilah

Official websites: Actors Compendium, MUBI: The global community for film lovers, Wikipedia

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